Top Ten pornstars of all time by a famous dirt jumper

I sent out some emails to get some funny shit for my site. One was "Top Ten Porn Stars". This is from, well lets say his name as Adam and he has been know to be a baker. His family googles his name here and there and he doesn't want it on this post, specially what porn he looks at each day. He is the best dirt jumper and knows his porn. Finding vids on some of these chicks was hard as hell, but this is where you can do the research, cept that big ass over-muscled black chick. Stay away from her unless your Brumlow, he likes that shit. Leave comments at the bottom of the page, let me know your favorites. #10 Herschel Savage The most underrated player in the game! Savage is just a regular dude that likes to get down with some bitches. According to, Savage has made love in more than 800 movies. #9 – Courtney Simpson ASU represent! Bitch was an ASU cheerleader who left school to do porn. Word on the street is that KC Badger fucked this bitch??? #8 – Cytheria I’ve been known to cause flash floods when I walk past a slut. If I ever walked by her, a cat 5 hurricane would erupt. #7 – Yvette Bova Don’t lie, you would. Yvette Bova wallpaper Pictures, Images and Photos #6 – Belladonna This girl has a huge gap, and I’m not talking about her vagina. The teeth and tattoo on this gal is horrendous. But if you in the mood for a little jerk before work and you only have about 3 minutes this is your go to gal. Basically putting this girl on the list to give a shout out to my boy Dwayne. Plus, I like how the bat says “homerun” on it. #5 – Diamond Foxxx Sometimes your Jeep just aint complete until you install some oversized KC headlights on it. #4 – Amy Reid Banging German slut that loves riding a dick in reverse cowgirl position. #3 – Eva Angelina This girl has a pretty dank scene with Carmella Bing where she is sucking the cum out of Carmella’s farting asshole. Pretty fucking gross at first.  It’s kind of like watching 2 girls 1 cup for your first time. #2 -  Lela Star She only enjoys huge cocks and she probably about five feet tall. Nothing like a girl that can ride a dick like a 8 year old on the 25 cent fire truck ride outside of WalMart. #1 – Leanna Heart Best ass around, her only downfall is that she never did anal. If anyone can find a flick with her doing anal hit me up at, user id is warpt_99. 167234589

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