Paid with Fritos, Goths, and some fucking tech BMX

"prostitution charge for accepting a box of Frito-Lay chips in exchange for oral sex" Don't forget about guess her muff, fuck how many times do I have to tell you guys Holy balls this one is amazing, thanks Matt. GOTH PEOPLE ARE AWESOME Goth big tits thats whats up If your goth and have a shot you want me to post, send it over. Black blood, goth tits, black lips, send it all...

I don't have the time to put all the good text quotes, so click below each and everyday

These are some texts from last night "So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave" "The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day"

BMX video time, sorry

Jeff K has a huge bag of tech tricks, check this shit out. Take your brakes off and throw your bars. Fuck ya Jeff, holla at Wisconsin for me. The other dude in this, Nick, is slowly fucking shit up. Think he is pretty high on the shit-list in FLA. Not good. Go to BNQT for more videos.

Mulville is on my shit-list

Then there is this interview with Mulville. He denied my interview for this site. Guess ESPN is paying better or something. Not sure why he is scared. Go eat some sass...lick those paws.

This shit is real old, but funny and good how much we use to bag our shorts out...

Baco promo from early 90's on decobmx.com from Chad DeGroot on Vimeo.

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