Sometimes when you see to many words it looks like a chore to read it all. We used the right wording and inspiration and posted it on all our packaging. Its a product description that makes sense. Click on each one to unleash our secrets. -Chad D
Thought you were cool listening to Judas Priest for all those years, then you find out they were banging each other. What do you think now? Funny thing is they wore shirts made of hair. Why look uncomfortable wearing hair when you can be relaxed wearing a True American Apparel shirt? Will these shirts releave you of your sins? No one knows, but its worth a try…We got away from the computer generated style and went back to the way it was done in the cave man days…by hand, backhand…CLICK
In the olden days, people were hired to hold a cover over ones head. These days, hats are all hands free. Still a great idea having a partner managing what falls on your head, but a little silly don’t you think? Whether your balding, graying, or haven’t decided what hair style fits you. These hats will let you think of more important things, like enhancing your mustache.
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We have chosen to learn from the past and roll the clock back the the beginning. Filled with chromoly axle goodness and loaded with the plastic freshness expected from a quality 10 pin plastic pedal. Move over black and clear, even a person who notices nothing will notice chrome and ask “Are those metal”? You can laugh and say “Nope, their plastic”, then twist your mustache and roll into the sunset. CLICK
For centuries people have used bearings to unite forks and frames to make steering possible. This is not trivial stuff, you know this. Stop and think about what a wonderful headset would look and feel like. Can you picture it, see it, feel it? This headset can solve the problem. Made to Campy spec integrated with sealed bearings and 6061 aluminum dust cap. CLICK
This seat is magnificent. Simple, functional, handsome, extremely well made, affordable, and, YES, pivotal. Listen to what your ass is asking. Pick one up and listen to your ass thank you time and time again. Slap one and GO TEAM… CLICK
The practical answer will be right under your seat, the day has arrived, its pivotal season. Amazingly man has accomplished what the Beast set out to do. Don’t resist the beast. Run with him like you have never ran before. Run a seat-post that is worthy of any situation. CLICK
Beautifully made for your hands, to grab or not grab them? That is the question. If someone told you these grips were deeply textured, soft and consoling. Would you have any more questions? What question is that really? Nobody will make you feel better about going out and meeting the world with your new companions. Others might say “one of life’s true gifts”. Either way you owe it to yourself and whoever steals your bike, true relaxation of the hands. CLICK
It was a game I have always played. Why pretend it’s impossible. Call them Forks, call them necessary on your bike?…Inspired with front brakes in mind, these steep 28mm rake FuForks come with with removable 990 tabs. These bad boys will help your nose wheelies, with our without front brakes. Don’t be an embarrassment to front wheel tricks. Do that front wheel boogie. CLICK
People want things that are inspired from the 4 piece handlebar feel, the 2 piece “FuBars” have the look and feel you want. Made from Multi-butted chromoly, these bad boys will let you hold the metal you have needed since you listened to Iron Maiden. CLICK
Skatepark meets flatland inspired frames. This is WAY to comfortable and good looking for one person. Go ahead and try two, might need a side cart and a monkey. Who is making the rules? some BMX Succubus? Discover yourself or who you want to be. Be a monkey, make rules, succumb to the Succubus (its only a dream), or just do it cause if feels right. CLICK
What’s so good about the Succubus is what it’s not. Highly attractive and willing to suck the flatland right out of you. Don’t refuse it, let it happen, and may all your dreams come true. This frame will draw energy to sustain itself. It may even suck the flatland right out from your dreams. Succumb to the Succubus. CLICK (scroll down a bit)
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