Would you or have you
Would you or have you ever:
Shave your mustache by chewing off the hair
Clean your toilet by pissing on the crud
Sold cigs to minors and kept their $
Brewed beer if you have $ your old enough
Acted black
Sold used sox on eBay
Sold a bible from a hotel room
Sold a cow bell on eBay
Lick your fingers a lot
Smell everything
Know what magic dollar is
Been busted shaving your choad
Drank out of a toilet
Eaten cat or dog food
Lick your fingers cause you love sass
Hit a deer and brought it home to eat
Tucked your dick n pretended to be girl
Dropped food on the ground and ate it cause your hungry
Fake Id for every month to get free meals and car washes. Probably get free bday parties for awhile to
said "I'm a meatatarian and love acid"
Don't forget to slap your troubles away...
Peel out in your living room
This is amazing, sausage soup, who can last the longest?
Hatchet wound
Tape bacon to a cat for fun